They are closing us down.

The Zellers used to be the main. The parking lot was huge, perhaps huge with expectations. Now, Wal- Mart and a double lane entrance is to intricate for a pedestrian to understand. Maybe the excitement of the new store makes people drive funny.

People are complaining about it.
I want to know..who is Wal Mart?

Apparently, he can take over.

Wal Mart was a single child. He only had one hand, born with a dead left hand. He had to help his mother deliver him. He reached into her vagina and pulled himself out. Sadly, the cord wrapped around his fingers and killed all feeling in his right hand. He had feeling in his palms. Hence his ability to smack workers right up side the head.


Now all of our stores are shutting down.
We only have one.

We have a beautiful lake, vast hillsides ordained with vinyards..and a Wal Mart is running for mayor.